Admission

"2 adult tickets, for Life please."

"Your total comes to.........................................
........one minute... may I see your I.D.'s ?"


"Excuse me?"

"I'm sorry, but you two don't look old enough to see this."

"Are not our levels of maturity obvious by our behaviors toward one another? And to you?
And to the general public and the public not so general?"

"This content is not suitable for all audiences."

"I am aware of the disclaimer, just give me two tickets. We're of age."

"Don't you know what this is all about? It's not just a drama, it's horror, and comedy, and cult, romance, family classic, sci-fi. Religious, independent, political, foreign, mystery. It's everything you've seen, and everything you've dreamed. It's been your nightmares and your neglected thoughts. It's multi sensational and it hurts and bleeds and cries while you're laughing hysterically. It just does not make sense. Heed my warning."

"Just tell me how much I owe you."

Orange Poppy

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TBC